Oct 20, 2021

YOUR BIG SECRET AIN'T SAFE WITH ME!

AT THE RACE THIS WEEKEND, a bunch of cats will show up. Fancy kits, shiny bikes, niiiiice legs. But, there's a huge problem in diagnosing who the players are...

... even if you know them by name, like your friends.

Because what you don't know...

... will kill you.

The shift you can't see....

... the secrets.

What's in them bottles?
What'd ya eat for breakfast?
How well did you sleep last night?
What workouts are you doing off the bike?
Who's your coach and what did they tell you to do?
Are you even recording all your rides on Starva or hiding some?

If you think you know your enemy, think again...
... think hard.

Do they know you?
What are you doing different?
Have you added to your arsenal?
Deleted some of that mass we call flubber?

Now, all them blingy thingies you see at the start should and most likely do have a purpose...

... to keep you distracted from their Dr. Evil plans.

Shoot, I used to...
... and sometimes still do
... show up with a filthy bike and stenchy kit
... glasses askew
... grease on my calf.

And, my all time favorite don't mind me question...
... Do you know where the course goes?

Meanwhile, I'm running black chains and cassettes that are purrrrfect, silky smooth. Ceramic bearings and ceramic lube, a drive train prepped for annihilation.

I'm that kinda kat.

https://pedalindustries.com/collections/secret-stuff

Here's an example of the secret stuff I use that can't be seen. Everything you see here has been battle tested and proven.

I wouldn't race without them.

Ever.

Too crazy.